Friendisms!

So, one natural consequence of any tight knit group of friends is the generation and evolution of certain inside jokes/sayings. You might even call some of them aphorisms. Because I am stuck at work and posting away, I will open the call to catalogue these:

Ethanisms
-So hard, so hard
-I don't know why he didn't punch her in the stomach
-That was distasteful

Ozanisms

Vivekisms

Peterisms

LeAnnisms

Andyisms