Ah... the ol' need a cup of coffee to make a cup of coffee paradox.

So, in case you didn't know, I've been stuck at work everyday this week until about 2100-2200. It's Friday today, so I felt like taking a small break by looking at my Steam achievements. Yes, I find this somewhat relaxing.

So, I know that I can't actually access Steam while at work, but I thought I'd try offline mode. Predictably, upon starting the client, I get this message:


Nothing unusual, right?

So I do the obvious thing and click on the offline option... which generates this:


Yeah, your guess is as good as mine.

I'm going insane. Observe:

If you must say anything, you might as well
·say
·it
·with
·bullets.

!!!

-A